Level Up Your Horror Movie Game With Sutra
Cue “Monster Mash” on repeat, because it is officially time to get hype for this year's most hallowed of eve’s - Halloween!!!
To help you get into the spirit, Sutra Vape has gone out and given you a list of some of our absolute favorite horror movies that we personally believe match the vibes of this most spookiest of seasons!
Now since everyone has a different level of scare tolerance, we thought it was only fair to scale our movies from not so scary all the way to nightmare fuel.
But don’t worry, we aren’t going to make you watch these fright-fests alone - we’ve also paired each level of fear with a vaporizer that is more than equipped to handle the horrors that will unfold on your television!
Keep reading below to add some Sutra edge to your Halloween 2024 and make sure that this year's celebrations are one to remember for years to come!
Level One: Not So Scary
Just because you are jump scare averse, aren’t fond of having nightmares, or just want to get into the Halloween spirit with a smile glued to your face, then we have you covered!
To start grinning like a jack-o-lantern this October, we recommend that you seek out Elvira: Mistress of The Dark for some sultry small town hijinks, Hubie Halloween for a feel good slapstick escapade, and The Monster Squad for a full blown cavalcade of monsters!
All three of these movie options are full of iconic characters, big laughs, and an indisputable Halloween spirit! This makes our Auto Cartridge Vaporizer the absolute best item to have in your hands while watching this, right next to a bowl of candy!
The Auto Cartridge Vaporizer uses buttonless draw activated tech to make hitting this in between laughs the most seamless of cinematic experiences. With a 390mAh battery and 510 threaded compatibility, the Auto Cartridge Vaporizer is ready to accompany you for many a Halloween to come!
Level Two: Kinda Scary
Onto level 2, kinda scary horror movies! For this collection we wanted to suggest some films that are sure to give a couple of frights, but are balanced out with enough humor and thriller elements that make them ideal entries when dipping your toes into the scarier side of cinema.
For this we recommend tracking down Cabin In The Woods for a hilariously dark send up of horror tropes, Dawn of the Dead (1978) for pure campy horror excellence, and Anaconda for a serpent filled adventure in the jungle.
To match the escalation of frights, we think the Silo Pro Cartridge Vaporizer is just what you need next to you while watching these! The Silo Pro also has auto draw activation, but thanks to a larger battery they can also accommodate cartridges up to 2 grams in size! This gives you the vapor edge you need to get through level two of kinda scary films!
Level Three: Scary
Here we are smack dab in the middle of Halloween horrors with movies that we have deemed to be acceptably scary. These films are scary enough to get you to yell, but they aren’t going to haunt your dreams like the ones further up this list.
You can’t go wrong with Friday The 13th for some classic frights, Barbarian for a twisty tale of terror, and Trik r’ Treat for the definitive halloween horror anthology experience!
If these movies are starting to freak you out, have no fear because our aptly named Squeeze Cartridge Vaporizer is ready to provide 650mAh of pure vaporizing power to get you through all of the jump scares and then some.
For extra hot hits the Squeeze can go all the way up to 4.2v and even has an additional preheat function that slowly heats your cartridge over 10s to provide a truly super powered hit.
Level Four: Like Really Scary, Man
As we approach the boiling point of peak terror, there is the penultimate level of movies that are like… really scary man!
That’s right we're onto level four which are movies filled with scares frightening enough to have the Mystery Machine pulling a u-turn and running away after the first 5 minutes.
For this we believe that Infested is perfect for all your spider related fears, Long Legs brings a truly satanic Nicholas Cage, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) for the genesis of movies that truly make your skin crawl!
For a selection of fear inducing adrenaline shots like these, there is no better device to accompany you than our Mini Vaporizer!
Despite being just 3” tall, the Mini packs in a ferocious 1,600mAh battery that can handle both concentrates and dry herbs to make it a formidable vape to have by your side while confronting your horror movie fears!
Level Four: Downright Terrifying
Here we are at the very tippy top of the scale with a series of films that can only be described as pure nightmare fuel. For these films enter at your own dare and do not, I repeat do NOT watch them alone unless you are ready for some truly terrifying solo experiences!
Without further adieu for the most downright terrifying of watches we recommend Hereditary as one of the most unnerving films put to screen, complete with top tier scares and a story that will haunt you with its insane scary narrative twists.
For a horror experience truly like no other, we think that watching Caveat is more than worth your time if you are looking for a singular tale of mystery, misunderstandings, and malice. Come for the terrifying Rabbit doll and stay for one of the most terrifying climaxes in modern history.
Rounding out this trio of horrors is the found footage gem Hell House LLC, a claustrophobic faux documentary that uses every trick in the book and then some to provide a truly terrifying film that will seep into your psyche with it’s downright diabolical ending!
For each of these films there lies only one vaporizing champion, a Vape-Helsing if you will, that is powerful enough to get you through these most terrifying of flicks. That hero is of course our DBR Pro Portable Concentrate Vaporizer!
With the power of the DBR Pros 1,500mAh battery, smooth water filtration, and choice of 3 different coils this is the vaporizing beast that you need to get through these films!
With ultra potency and delicious flavors, the DBR Pro is the absolute best choice to have by your side throughout all of these spooky season horrors!
A Terrifying Outro
With 15 horror movie hits to check out, now is the time to grab yourself any of our vaporizers to make sure you have the cloud power needed to truly enjoy the Halloween movie season!
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